Giro

That's "Gear-Oh" to you, Bub. Maybe cis-het male, maybe not... Not always sure... Born 6/6/1990. I'm old. Unless you're older then me, in which case I'm definitely young and so are you.

You can also call me Gabe. Heck, you can call me anything, just don't call me on my phone cause phone calls make me crazy anxious. 

Warning, everything I post will not be all sunshine and rainbows and happy times. Follow at your own risk. Some things WILL go un-tagged.

boneycircus:

notyourexrotic:

kitten-pants:

tinasus:

notyourexrotic:

HP Goblet of Fire Headcanon: Beauxbatons was primarily a Muslim wizarding school.

(photo from livesandliesofwizards, which was the first thing I thought of when I ran into this passage while rereading the Harry Potter books)

(and yes I know the horses drink whisky, which is not exactly halal, sshhh)

Its was french. It s
Was so clearly french.

Literally French. …….

….
.

Because French Muslims do not exist and no Muslims ever speak French and Muslim schools don’t exist in France and if they do they must be really shitty and there are no key Muslim educators in France at all and there’s never been any history of Islamic culture and politics in the Pottermore-confirmed Pyreenes, nooooooo, it is très impossible! Astagfirrulah!

except…NO.

learn some fuckin’ social studies and history and current affairs, people.

fun fact: I totally pictured the Beauxbatons I read in the books as full of all the ridiculously gorgeous unattainable teenagers peppered across Europe and Asia, and there were definitely Muslim girls in hijab peppered in that imagined, beautiful crowd.

(via calibornsmainsqueeze)

ratwithantlers:

Gather round kids, I have a headcanon to share.

The background of Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza is vague but one thing is certain. Four children were murdered, their bodies never found by police. Since then, the animatronics had been described as walking corpses. It’s been thought that they’re possessed by the dead children, furthered by the audio glitch that’s been discovered. The animatronic screams usually stop half way through the track, but if they carry on they become what sounds like a child’s scream. 

So, this got me thinking. If these things are possessed by children, but how often does the child shine through the character they portray?

Foxy has unique behaviour in the game. Hiding behind the curtains of pirate’s cove, where he seems to be rotting away. He only comes out when the cameras aren’t watching, only to run to the security room and find you there.

My theory? Foxy, until he successfully runs into the security room, is recreating his final living moments as a child. His injured self, hiding in pirate’s cove, waiting for the opportune moment to run to the security room to grab to phone in hopes that someone will come to save him, before his murderer catches up to finish him off.

When you shut that door just in time, he bangs against it in despair, before hiding once more. He’s stuck in an endless and terrified cycle, unless he finds you first.

(via wretchedrabbit)

  • *sells soul to satan for iOS 8 update*
  • Satan: bruh still not enough space
triplecute:

thagal:

this person obviously took this picture trying to make fun of him but hes straight finessin, transcending, hes on a different plane of existence. We are plebs

He took the time to match his shirt down to his socks down to his backpack. He’s draped in Nike and you just know he has a different color scheme for each day of the week. This level of dedication should be admired.

triplecute:

thagal:

this person obviously took this picture trying to make fun of him but hes straight finessin, transcending, hes on a different plane of existence. We are plebs

He took the time to match his shirt down to his socks down to his backpack. He’s draped in Nike and you just know he has a different color scheme for each day of the week. This level of dedication should be admired.

(Source: weformlikevoltron, via sweetfucktory)

patrickat:

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine. Abracadabra! I’m a horse.

patrickat:

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine. Abracadabra! I’m a horse.

(via psilentasincjelli)

thepoliticalfreakshow:

Conflict of Interest: MSNBC commentator Goldie Taylor just found out that St. Louis Prosecuting Attorney Robert P. McCulloch has a conflict of interest in the Michael Brown murder investigation. McCulloch is the Vice President of the pro-police organization The BackStoppers Inc., the same organization that ran one of the Support Officer D. Wilson GoFundMe page.

thepoliticalfreakshow:

Conflict of Interest: MSNBC commentator Goldie Taylor just found out that St. Louis Prosecuting Attorney Robert P. McCulloch has a conflict of interest in the Michael Brown murder investigation. McCulloch is the Vice President of the pro-police organization The BackStoppers Inc., the same organization that ran one of the Support Officer D. Wilson GoFundMe page.

(via truth-has-a-liberal-bias)

glutenfreewaffles:

Ladies of the MCU + Misogyny

"Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult." - Charlotte Whitton

(via crackpotsfeelingcranky)