That's "Gear-Oh" to you, Bub. Maybe cis-het male, maybe not... Not always sure... Born 6/6/1990. I'm old. Unless you're older then me, in which case I'm definitely young and so are you.

You can also call me Gabe. Heck, you can call me anything, just don't call me on my phone cause phone calls make me crazy anxious. 

Warning, everything I post will not be all sunshine and rainbows and happy times. Follow at your own risk. Some things WILL go un-tagged.


Reasons abortion should be fully covered on all insurance plans:

  • If you can’t afford an abortion, you definitely can’t afford a pregnancy
  • If you can’t afford an abortion, and are forced to carry a pregnancy to term anyway, you sure as hell can’t afford a child

Who the fuck do you think you’re really protecting here?

(via forever-counting-sheep)


hot things to say during sex

  • the liberation of roma has begun
  • die templar scum
  • *reaper noise*
  • now youre going to experience the wrath of a god!
  • dont you recognize me? its-a me maRIO
  • diddly doddly dang
  • i should go
  • can it wait for a bit im in the middle of some calibrations
  • *super mario voice* wohOOO
  • get back in the animus mr miles
  • where is charles lee

(Source: phantonhives, via agnol)



every medicine on the market is like

pros: you’ll stop coughing

cons: you might die

my favorite side effect warning is for antidepressants

pros: you won’t want to kill yourself

cons: you might want to kill yourself

(via howling-at-the-stars)


"I want a youtuber that isnt sexist"

  • Markiplier

"I want a youtuber that doesn’t make controversial jokes"

  • have you considered: Markiplier

"I want a youtuber that is actually funny and genuine and talks to their fans on a regular basis"

"I want a youtuber that-"

  • image

(via getoway)